Is it fucking Saturday yet?

According to the fixture list, Rangers are two days away from playing Motherwell at Ibrox, which means they are 10 days away from the first match up against Glasgow East End FC of this season. One at a time:

v Well: Miller for a brace, Lafferty does something really excellent and something moderately stupid, Alexander fills in just fine in the net. Three points.

v Valencia: What is this Champions League you speak of? As a fan of a Scottish club I'm supposed to know nothing of this competition. (Pass)

@ Cuntic: And so the season begins. Surely neither of us will have dropped points by then, although one can hope. C*ltic do have the tougher league test leading up, travelling to Tannandice this Sunday to take on United. The 6-0 drubbing of Caley Thistle aside they have looked suspect in attack lately, and losing Scott Brown is going to be a dent. Chance of dropping points Sunday: 20%? Maybe 25%? It'd be a treat if they did. How's that?

Of course GEE FC don't have a midweek fixture to concern themselves with since Neil Lennon is as much of a mindless tactically naive twat as his predecessor. Their squad is bloated from three consecutive windows of way too much activity, so the moron says they have depth and cover and should be able to withstand the challenge of Rangers next weekend as well as over the long haul of the season. The intelligent football fan says Walter has wrestled control of the SPL back to Ibrox and it's not going anywhere in his final season no matter what hurdles lay ahead.

My predictions?

This jacktard will be gone before the season ends.

     And this will be the final score.